So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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