we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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