she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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