thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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