You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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