If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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