Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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