is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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