Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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