Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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