I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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