I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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