How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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