what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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