I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize