physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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