i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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