I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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