Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So. Much. Porn.
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