I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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