we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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