I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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