i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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