P.S. I can't hear my feet
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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