I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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