Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you just see the Batmobile???
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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