mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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