Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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