why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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