Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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