Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
