Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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