i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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