I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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