i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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