Soap is not a condiment
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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