i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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