Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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