he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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