So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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