i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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