Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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