After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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