It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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