Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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