fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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