Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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