I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
