this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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