Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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