great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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