Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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