The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
