Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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