I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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