I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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