I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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