i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I will be naked everywhere
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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